Posts by not interested

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I sold my soul for lobster

by joannadandy in

ok so my parents big deal has always been while i may not go to meetings they are free to ask about my religious status, and invite me to meetings (i do not have to accept the invitation) as long as i live under their roof.

my parents other big deal is to go out to lunch after the sunday meeting.

in fact, they usually say "say, wanna come to the meeting tomorrow?

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Jo,

sounds like a good deal to me, al i got for selling my soul was a beer, but it was a badly needed beer

N.I.

26

Men only.

by TruckerGB in

drug warning.. police warn all clubbers,partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.a new date rape drug on the market called beer is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

the drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere.. it comes in bottles,cans,from taps and in large kegs.. beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.typically,a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.men are rendered helpless against this approach.. after several beers men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never be normally attracted.after drinking beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,often with just a vague feeling that something occurred.. at other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as a relationship.

it has been reported that in extreme cases,the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as marriage.. apperently,men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex offered by the predatory female.. please!

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ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh,

the Palm sisters gawd are they good

26

Men only.

by TruckerGB in

drug warning.. police warn all clubbers,partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.a new date rape drug on the market called beer is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

the drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere.. it comes in bottles,cans,from taps and in large kegs.. beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.typically,a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.men are rendered helpless against this approach.. after several beers men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never be normally attracted.after drinking beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,often with just a vague feeling that something occurred.. at other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as a relationship.

it has been reported that in extreme cases,the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as marriage.. apperently,men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex offered by the predatory female.. please!

not interested

this thread has me thinking (ouch this hurts)

with the amount of beer i drink, i should get laid all the time, i must be doing somthing wrong

59

How Pure Are You?

by MrMoe in

jw
friends

omg i am like super wicked....

http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/.

you are 29% pure!

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on the purity test i came out very evil 96% pf people are more pure than me

on the sex one i get ot have sex with 12 more people 12 of wich are female and 2 i will actualy be in love with

and i guess im gonna die in 2035 so i guess i have 33 years to meet these 12 people,why cant it be 33 people in 12 years

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EXCELLENT personality test

by MissyMoesGhost in

jw
friends

http://test3.thespark.com/person/person.cgi

guru.

(submissive extrovert abstract feeler ).

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how in the heck do i get the results posted on here,

anyway it said that im a dreamer

submissive abstract introvert feeler

your basicaly the shy silent type you dont have interest in facts of figures

or most of whats going on around you, but the world you build around you

is rich and complex.

Luckly your creative and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone that knows you. its just that not many people do, because most everyone thniks your a loser. talk to yourself less, and others more

well that pretty much sums me up

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How much before a person snaps?

by MrMoe in

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friends

just wondering, cause i think i just may.

so how much pressure can a person take before they go insane?

what is the human mid capable of?

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Moe,

Speaking s someone that did snap i can say that it builds up and before youknow it, it just happens

then you have to spend time in counceling and taking prozac or a equivelant drug, so if youir feeling that way try to get help befor the break down trust me it isnt fun

((((MOE))))

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Ex-JW Singles

by SpiceItUp in

inquiring minds want to know who out there is single.

lets see if we can hook anyone up.

how about a love connection on the jwd.

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JO,

as luck would have it i had my golf shoes in my golf bag, so no boots and shorts,althogh it would have been a funny site,

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Salty Streaks

by joannadandy in

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friends

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so what do you do when someone makes you cry?do you let them see?do you pretend you have something in your eye?do you change the subject/blow it off?do you have it out right then and there?do you never speak to them again?do you try and make them cry?